Tuesday, February 8, 2011
The Generator
Jonathan is a super hero, and the day he came back to community was one of the greatest days of our history. Not only have holes been plastered over, refrigerators repaired, cold air prevented from entering the house and quite literally the lost have been found, the lame have walked, and the blind (namely, assistants who doubted the strengthening power of taco soup) have been made to see. Jonathan, there are many things I appreciate about you, but what I appreciate most is that you show people you care by helping them out. You must care about our community a lot, because you are constantly stepping in and making life run just a little smoother.
Someone asked Jonathan if he thought we'd have six more weeks of winter, and he said, "That depends on how much heat I generate lifting weights at Hard Training Club"
Someone asked Jonathan if he thought we'd have six more weeks of winter, and he said, "That depends on how much heat I generate lifting weights at Hard Training Club"
Random Facts
Jonathan doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
There used to be a street named after Jonathan, but it was changed because nobody crosses Jonathan and lives.
Jonathan died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Jonathan is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Jonathan doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it
There used to be a street named after Jonathan, but it was changed because nobody crosses Jonathan and lives.
Jonathan died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Jonathan is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Jonathan doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it
The Jokesmith
JB-Spontaneously Comical
DC- JHe has great timing with his hilarious comments and always gets a laugh.
DC- JHe has great timing with his hilarious comments and always gets a laugh.
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