Tuesday, February 8, 2011
The Generator
Jonathan is a super hero, and the day he came back to community was one of the greatest days of our history. Not only have holes been plastered over, refrigerators repaired, cold air prevented from entering the house and quite literally the lost have been found, the lame have walked, and the blind (namely, assistants who doubted the strengthening power of taco soup) have been made to see. Jonathan, there are many things I appreciate about you, but what I appreciate most is that you show people you care by helping them out. You must care about our community a lot, because you are constantly stepping in and making life run just a little smoother.
Someone asked Jonathan if he thought we'd have six more weeks of winter, and he said, "That depends on how much heat I generate lifting weights at Hard Training Club"
Someone asked Jonathan if he thought we'd have six more weeks of winter, and he said, "That depends on how much heat I generate lifting weights at Hard Training Club"
Random Facts
Jonathan doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
There used to be a street named after Jonathan, but it was changed because nobody crosses Jonathan and lives.
Jonathan died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Jonathan is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Jonathan doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it
There used to be a street named after Jonathan, but it was changed because nobody crosses Jonathan and lives.
Jonathan died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Jonathan is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Jonathan doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it
The Jokesmith
JB-Spontaneously Comical
DC- JHe has great timing with his hilarious comments and always gets a laugh.
DC- JHe has great timing with his hilarious comments and always gets a laugh.
In Brightest Day , In Darkest Night
TRUE to HIMSELF ... Jonathan makes a fashion statement every time he wears the same tee shirt and cargo pants each and every day ... COOL is knowing what fits WHO I AM not who you want me to be!
LEADING EDGE IN RESOURCEFULNESS ... Jonathan has built a secret tunnel between the Ontario and Euclid Houses which will be opened when everyone realizes how innefficient it is to use the sidewalks.
COLORFULLY CREATIVE ... Jonathan is looking for more things to schedule for Ontario House because there are 150 colors in Google Calendaring.
Watch out Arnold!
Jonathan's muscles are so hard from his hard training that he can cut a diamond on his bicep
He has the gift of organization. Jonathan is so organized that Larche International tried to steal him away!
He has the gift of organization. Jonathan is so organized that Larche International tried to steal him away!
MacGyver aint got nothin on him
Jonathan's gifts include resourcefulness, humility, and discernment...and an eye for the absurd and silly!
When Jonathan was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in 2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day.
Jack of All Trades
He's helpful around the house and he fixes things. He got a smile. He make people laugh
Monday, February 7, 2011
The Unsung Hero
Gift: Jonathan is one of the best teachers I have ever met. I admire him not only for all the things he has taught me but also his sense of humor and his ability to trouble shoot at a moments notice.
Fact: I once Googled Jonathan. The computer crashed. I later realize, you don't search for Jonathan, Jonathan searches for you.
Fact: I once Googled Jonathan. The computer crashed. I later realize, you don't search for Jonathan, Jonathan searches for you.
The Tech Knight
He always tries to explain computer/techy stuff to
me, despite the fact that I think he knows it is a hopeless cause
(willing to share his knowledge)
me, despite the fact that I think he knows it is a hopeless cause
(willing to share his knowledge)
The T-Shirt Avenger
Some gifts that Jonathan has include, but are certainly not limited to:
excellent weight-lifting form, general initiative (he sees a problem, he ponders, he takes action), ability to intimidate the hell out of tiny animals (i.e., small dogs and all cats) and insecure people, an excellent sense of rhythm and a great singing voice, precision in his choice of words and actions, an ability to streamline and improve upon existing systems, a strong sense of honor and integrity, discretion and trustworthiness...oh, and he does quality impersonations. (Michael Jackson, Conway Twitty, Elmo...)
On top of all that, he has an incredibly caring, protective and kind heart. He shows his love by showing up, every day, and doing what needs to be done. He takes his time making decisions, but once he does decide, he sticks by his commitments and his relationships. He is generous, but always in an unassuming, quietly save-the-day sort of way.
He is my knight in shining T-shirt. 'Nuff said. :)
excellent weight-lifting form, general initiative (he sees a problem, he ponders, he takes action), ability to intimidate the hell out of tiny animals (i.e., small dogs and all cats) and insecure people, an excellent sense of rhythm and a great singing voice, precision in his choice of words and actions, an ability to streamline and improve upon existing systems, a strong sense of honor and integrity, discretion and trustworthiness...oh, and he does quality impersonations. (Michael Jackson, Conway Twitty, Elmo...)
On top of all that, he has an incredibly caring, protective and kind heart. He shows his love by showing up, every day, and doing what needs to be done. He takes his time making decisions, but once he does decide, he sticks by his commitments and his relationships. He is generous, but always in an unassuming, quietly save-the-day sort of way.
He is my knight in shining T-shirt. 'Nuff said. :)
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